Unipiper Birthday-grams!



WOW! When I announced Quarantine Birthday-grams, I had no idea of the response I would get! It has truly been overwhelming. Thank you for your support! It also means that as the dad of a 2-year old with a day job (me, not the kid) I simply do not have the time now to respond to every request (seriously, it's been hundreds!) Therefore I have set up a form system to help me out. If you are interested in scheduling a Birthday-gram, please read the information below and fill out this form. I will respond to as many requests as I am able via email. If you do not receive a response, it is most likely because I am not available for the time requested. I will still try to respond to as many of you as I can.
I am very grateful for all interest and hope everyone is staying well! Remember, Keep it Weird!


What is this all about?
Planning a fun birthday is hard, but in the post-COVID world it's even harder. Let the Unipiper help you celebrate in quarantine with his special brand of Portland magic, delivered right to your home! This is a limited time offer at a special rate, valid only while the shelter-in-place order is in effect.

So how does this all work?
You pick the time and address and the Unipiper will show up and perform at a socially responsible distance in the road while you watch from the comfort of your house or from your lawn or driveway. Your neighbors will love you forever!

How much does this cost?
Price is $250 for travel to any location within 20 miles of the Unipiper's base of operations in Portland. Payment must be made in full to finalize your reservation. Preferred payment methods include paypal, venmo, and credit card.

What all is included?
Bagpipes, unicycle, fire, birthday cheer, Darth Vader in a kilt. 

Do I need to be present?
No! Send a Birthday-gram as a surprise to your unsuspecting family member or friend!

What about cake? Is cake included?
No, the cake is a lie. Sorry.